[Your name is ROSE LALONDE and your life has taken a turn for the ridiculous.
It's not enough that you remember a universe that doesn't exist anymore, became one of the wealthiest women on the planet, led a rebellion against an alien fish queen, knew you had a daughter you'd never get to meet and fell in love with your genetic brother. Then you died and things got weird.
You arrived in an abandoned city, you got engaged, you gained your daughter and a son you hadn't expected to grow so attached to, you befriended a troll who reminds you of an old friend, your fiance's alternate universe older brother and a very orange and avian teenager. All things you never expected because of the sheer impossibility and yet they did. You have a family now. It's crowded and confusing and silly but it's yours.
And now you're pregnant. In your fifties. And you've gathered your enormous family together in the living room to break the news them.]
I'm sure you're all wondering why I insisted on lumping you all together in here.
[You're not sure if it's nerves or morning sickness but you would very much like to THROW UP about now.]
It's not enough that you remember a universe that doesn't exist anymore, became one of the wealthiest women on the planet, led a rebellion against an alien fish queen, knew you had a daughter you'd never get to meet and fell in love with your genetic brother. Then you died and things got weird.
You arrived in an abandoned city, you got engaged, you gained your daughter and a son you hadn't expected to grow so attached to, you befriended a troll who reminds you of an old friend, your fiance's alternate universe older brother and a very orange and avian teenager. All things you never expected because of the sheer impossibility and yet they did. You have a family now. It's crowded and confusing and silly but it's yours.
And now you're pregnant. In your fifties. And you've gathered your enormous family together in the living room to break the news them.]
I'm sure you're all wondering why I insisted on lumping you all together in here.
[You're not sure if it's nerves or morning sickness but you would very much like to THROW UP about now.]